“roommate’s cat” is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement
As someone who grew up with siblings, I just can’t stop thinking about Nightwing and Red Hood getting into a fight in costume and Nightwing slapping his hand over Red Hood’s mouth to get him to shut up, temporarily forgetting that he can still talk through the helmet, and Red Hood retaliating by trying to lick Nightwing’s hand and accidentally just licking the inside of his helmet.
