if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 


I love that story

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Every inch of you is perfect / from the b o t t o m to the t o p

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Pokemon Cards that tell stories

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did i ever tell you i’ve got a thing  for  b r u n e t t e s ?

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